For people who are into cars and bikes, this is what you got into cars and bikes for, to get the most out of your vehicle.
When it comes to the human body, you’d think it should be called man power. I did too and realized that that was too communist, not that there is anything wrong with communism, but when you are training for the first 10K of your life you’d like to believe that you can be compared to a horse at some level.
How can one get the most out of the human body? During my training for the TCS Bangalore 10K, after having developed the super power to heal fractures on my own, I discovered a few ways that I feel I have managed to make myself do more work in less time. (Which is what horse power is a unit of, power.) When I think about it, I figured out that the things I did are essentially the same as the things I’d do to my trusted 32 year old motorcycle.
Weight
In terms of motorcycles, the lighter they are the faster they’d get propelled by their tiny engines. I did the same, I lost a lot of the extra weight from my body. It was not as easy as taking of fenders and covers and all the useless fiberglass parts. But it was equally rewarding. My tiny calf muscles had less weight over them to support and my flimsy ankles were able to carry my body further and a little faster. In a motorcycle, you replace many of the stock moving parts for light weight parts. Similarly, increase lean muscle that does your pushing for you, reduce fat which is just dead weight and isn’t even cosmetic unlike on the bike. Wear lighter clothes, even in the winter. You are just going to sweat anyways.
Air intake.
Using performance filters and intake set ups on motorcycles have the ability to increase the efficiency of the engine by making sure that all the fuel gets burnt properly without wastage. More oxygen=more fuel burnt efficiently. I thought in terms of supercharging my body and hoisting a scuba tank with oxygen onto my back during my runs. Further experimentation rendered it impractical and defiant towards weight reduction.
What I did manage to do is pick up a breathing rhythm. One breath in and one out for each foot step when I’m sprinting and two breaths in and two out, per footstep when pacing uphills. Trimming the nose hair matters as long as you keep them long enough to prevent dust intake. Quitting smoking makes a huge difference. Blow your nose before your run. Clear your sinuses. Inhale steam if you have to. Add turmeric powder to the steam if you want to. For the slightly more adventurous and the ones that miss the smoking, take a full pepper, poke it onto a safety pin, burn it on an open flame. Inhale the resulting smoke. This is going to be very strong, but effective. Please understand what you are getting yourself into when you try this one. Trust me on this one. Taking large breaths when you are sprinting acts as having an air supply reservoir for your lungs. The theory of it is to keep your lungs fed with an uninterrupted supply of air. The methodology depends on the availability of pint sized scuba tanks.
Aerodynamics.
Streamlined cycles can get faster without even touching the tuning of the bike. Do not go buy resin and fiberglass mesh yet. Your body is already streamlined. Here are some tips though, If you have unruly hair, cut it or tie it up or better yet, shave your head, this way you can see all the aerodynamics that nature intended for us to have. If you think you have a big nose, then you should understand that everyone probably has one too, but think of all the extra air you will be getting to your lungs. Nose jobs are out of the question.
Use your hands to cut the air, fold them at the elbow at around 90 degrees, leave your wrist and fingers lose, so the air flows out through your fingers. When you sprint or pick up pace, face your palms towards each other while preserving the bend at the elbow and drive them up and down in a swinging motion at the shoulder. When you do this, be careful not to swing too hard and poke yourself in the eye.
Wear clothes that hug your body, and are not fluttering around in the wind. If you have been running for some time now, I’m sure you already have to be proud of the way your body looks. Tight clothes are not as embarrassing anymore.
Fuel.
High octane racing fuel is costlier than regular fuel. But gives you just that much more efficient combustion. It is the same in the case of the human body. Load yourself in advance with carbohydrates that burn out sugar in the body. Burning fat is also good, you can achieve this by not carbo-loading. This might not be the best performance oriented burning. At the end of it, you might have a great looking body, but that great looking body won’t be anywhere near the podium.
Imagine if the engines of our bikes could complain, they would curse us for the heat, the constant smell of fuel and most of all, about the lack of diversity in their food. Thankfully, we don’t have to deal with that. We can mix it up. From fruits to vegetables to meat to chocolates. Juices to water. The body needs lots and lots of water, before, during and after training. During the run, adding salt to the water you drink will keep some flavor and replenish iodine levels.
Handling.
Suspension and grip are two major contributors against loss of power. The energy churned out by the engine will get wasted if it does not reach the ground by manners of the tires and to ensure that this happens, suspensions keep pushing the tires towards the ground. When running, you need to wear shoes that will give you enough grip so you will not slip on sandy sections which results in wastage of energy.
Have you tried punching the ground? No. Because you know it hurts. I know now that it hurts. Even if I wear a boxing glove and do it. Then how come it does not hurt when you fly in the air for a fraction of a second and hit hard on the ground with every step you take? Your ankle and knee joints are built to absorb that impact and simply let it go. How magnificent! Think of a time when we did not know to train horses or invent cars. We had to walk and run so we don’t become some cuddly looking cat’s dinner. Our leg joints have become strong as such over generations and generations of evolution.
In order for this system to work, the impact on the ground needs to happen at the right angle and intensity. The ankle joint is what makes sure this happens. Give your ankles the love you would give to your significant other. Do not cheat on them. Get a routine from a doctor or physiotherapist for ankle strengthening exercises. Roll your feet from paw to toe upon impact. Avoid landing on your heels. Use your heels just for a supporting touch.
Most importantly, wear the right shoes. How do you know they are the right shoes? When they feel right. When they hold your leg intact and let them do their job comfortably. There are a thousand consultations to undergo when you buy new specialized running shoes. I have shoes, they are not specialized, they are by far the second most comfortable shoes I have in my life and they are only worth Rs. 1200/- All I did was put my feet in them, made sure there is a little bit of empty space near the toes and ground my feet on the floor like an angry bull to check for grip. It is also important to check if the inside of the shoe has a curve along the lines of your foot and on the outside, the heel and paw section of the sole will sit flat on the floor.
Rest.
Do you know what happens to an overheated engine? The piston ceases up among other things. Your body might not heat up and burst into flames or even sparks. But your muscles need time to rest and rebuild themselves into stronger versions of themselves and that will not happen if you rest and get enough sleep. Before you go to rest, stretch out your muscles so they can know how much space they have to grow into. You can even use cold or ice water baths to help stop them from inflammation. If you have someone who can massage you, your good. If not, a rolling pin is your best friend and possibly even better than a massage buddy, if used right.
You cannot just expect your body to perform miracles the next morning when you run if you have not given it enough rest in the night before.
Other tips.
Train regularly. Do not give large gaps between running days. Running is stressful on lot of your joints. Give adequate rest, but do not get lazy in the process. Stretch and warm up every single time you go for a run. It makes a lot of difference in your performance. Go and run in the right frame of mind. Run, because you want to run and not anything else. Try not to run on an empty stomach thinking that you might puke or get heart burns. Experiment and see what kind of food works for you. It is mostly going to be nuts, fruits that aren’t too strong in their taste like bananas or fluids. Listen to the right kind of music. Think of happy thoughts, no matter how screwed up life could be. Even if you have warmed up, wait till your body actually warms up while running. Don’t try to push yourself until this has happened. You might be asking for disappointment and more importantly trouble in terms of cramps.
Wear a stopwatch and keep track of your run times. How else will you know if your horse power has increased or not. Every time you reach that patch of sand in your running route, slow down to notice how your footprint has a deep impression on the paw section, a little deeper one of the tow section and a further shallower impression of your heels. If you do not see this, your horsepower is probably insufficient. Don’t take my word for it. Look at your stop watch.
*Disclaimer: I am not a sports coach, nutritionist or a professional runner. I am just an average guy who believes in the ingenuity of the human body and that the human body was designed to do great things that we are too stuck up to be doing and hence disrespect the efforts of our predecessors. The above tips are not meant to be used as advice, prophecy or commandments of any sorts. The best part of the human body is the brain, kindly apply yours before you try to take up any of the activities mentioned above. I am not responsible for any damage to your body, property, ego or anything else that might occur by doing so.*